Everyone needs some time at the lake. Its just good for the soul! And every once in a while we like to leave our mark where we go. I get tired of getting told to live, laugh and love....so I've changed my motto to relax, laugh and enjoy cause friends that's is living and I love it! I was in desperate need of a cup of coffee while I made my mark on the world but didn't have a cup. This is where some serious okie ingenuity comes in. A pair of bandage scissors (doesn't everyone travel with those?) An empty diet dew bottle and SHAZAM! I have a container for some Joe and a handy dandy funnel! Never know when you might need one of those! It worked out so well I decided to make Lexi the not so wonder dog a food and water dish. Yep. The heart of a real frontier woman right therth In the middle of all this creative genius, I notice some goings on across the street at the pavilion. There are like a million Dollar Tree bags and lots of sparkly things. (Ooohhh sparkly....loving that!). Some folks may say I'm nosy but I say I'm just being aware of my surroundings and being a good citizen (which may or may not make up for the fact I was in the process of doing inspirational graffiti). I was being ever so vigilant standing watch and trying to decide if it was a revival or a wedding. I didn't see or smell any fried chicken so it was most likely a wedding. I was feeling kind of disappointed there wouldn't be any church lady food....those ladies can get a scald on a chicken! But wait! The wedding party was arriving.....this could be good! I haven't seen so many flip flops since the last time old navy had their dollar sale. And they were flip flopping their way to the bathroom...(aka the library, the latrine, the head or that timeless classic the shitter). Oh yeah. This could be better than church lady fried chicken. I was hooked. Time to binge watch the wedding. I sat up on the picnic table grabbed my deti (a red neck yeti which had cooled down just enough to keep from burning my fingers off) and was ready to watch the festivities! I can only imagine the time and planning that went into this even. The turquoise and purple was really striking actually. And every bride is amazing on their wedding day but I can only just imagine the groom saying this...."baby when I saw you step out of that shitter you were the most beautiful thing I've ever seen....". Oy.....and the ceremony began. If it starts in the toilet is there anywhere to go but up? You be the judge....the flower girl steps out with her cute white sandals and toilet paper streaming off the back of her little shoes. And she was squishing. Maid of honor comes out....also squishing but keeping perfect rythym to Meghan Trainor's you gotta treat me like a lady. Here comes the bride, all dressed in purple.....with kick ass white shoes which are very high and squishing.....toilet water. Straight up lake bathroom slimy ass make your shoes slick toilet water. Walking right into gravel. I give the bride some props here for not falling and skidding with flair. But let's face it the stage was set. The groom was sweating profusely, grandma was fanning her dress and scratching her butt-when someone told her to stop she told them to shut the hell up and just be glad she wore 'this ugly ass damned dress anyways!". The bride and groom weren't the only ones taking vows that day. They wanted to include the kids which was very sweet. The kids just wanted to pick their noses. The bride wasn't going to have then ruin her day! She told them she was going to beat their asses if they didn't stop digging boogers. And smacked them both upside their heads. Nothing says I love you like a smack in the head! Every great wedding allows for exchanging rings....a token of your love for one another. Oh so sweet. Little tear there sniff sniff where are the the rings? Did the ring bearer have them? Ummmm he did at one time and still does. Not on his ummmm person per set but he had them and still does; sort of. Pit bulls apparently aren't the best choice to carry rings. They might eat them. Chomper sure the hell did. I know his name was Chomper and he was a bad dog cause the bride and the groom were both yelling it. One of the booger boys tried telling them it was okay, Chomper would poop it out just like he did that quarter that one time..... This could be the beginning of for better or for worse. I'm very certain the bride and groom the booger boys and Chomper will live happily ever after, they survived the wedding right? And look at the sunset God gave them on their special day! cool wedding dresses